£70 to achieve perfection

[mudskipper]

£70, it must contain that expensive ingredient 'Aqua'

It does actually list water, not aqua. No gold though, considering it's 'Pure Gold'

http://www.boots.com/en/Pure-Gold-Co...-50ml_1244703/

[BrilloPad]

It does actually list water, not aqua. No gold though, considering it's 'Pure Gold'

http://www.boots.com/en/Pure-Gold-Co...-50ml_1244703/

Have you tried drinking 2 litres of water per day?

[nomadd]

It does actually list water, not aqua. No gold though, considering it's 'Pure Gold'

As in Pure Comedy Gold.

[BrilloPad]

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[SueEllen]

Have you tried drinking 2 litres of water per day?

Yes.

I spent a lot of time on the toilet.

It was interesting trying out all the female and disabled toilets on the client's site.

Anyway it's a myth.

[doodab]

I have some delicious protein shakes that can also be applied as a topical cream. £50 a dose.

[nomadd]

I have some delicious protein shakes that can also be applied as a topical cream. £50 a dose.

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

[norrahe]

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

I'm sure some women would pay you to keep it to yourself

[SimonMac]

I have some delicious protein shakes that can also be applied as a topical cream. £50 a dose.

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

Shirley a good Plan B, you two could make money hand over fist

[hyperD]

I have a natural face cream that I apply to women free of charge.

"Terrain, pull up...Terrain, pull up"