Kate Middleton's norks

[Mich the Tester]

I...no comment.

[speling bee]

You mean just as you do? Or can I catch a whiff of hypocrisy floating around here?

Not at all. I applaud such enterprise.

[cailin maith]

I...no comment.

[Spacecadet]

I've just had my first royal w*nk

Is that like a posh w*nk?

[DimPrawn]

[FiveTimes]

I...no comment.

WMTTS

[DodgyAgent]

Not at all. I applaud such enterprise.

And there was silly old me thinking that you were sneering at/smearing people who believe in free enterprise.

[MarillionFan]

I can't offer you Kate Middleton, but Mrs MF knocked this up last night when we watched the Hilary Devey program. Enjoy.

[mudskipper]

It's allegedly a blurry photo and given how good pro cameras are, the person might have been a mile away.

You should be able to go topless on your private beach or whatever.

Of course you should. It's an outrageous invasion of privacy. But not exactly a surprising one.

[fullyautomatix]

I think Kate is just slowly realising just how difficult being a Royal is.

Having said that, I applaud what she has done, we need all the royal publicity, to get shed loads of tourists into the country and kick start the economy.