Can someone translate?

[SimonMac]

If you'd put a little stick drawing of an 'actor' that resembled a character from XKCD holding its sides instead of the above, I'd have deduced that you were a BA that was into UML spk.

It seems we can't anymore

[OwlHoot]

Person I went to school with so are my age (31) has just posted this on facebook:

Can someone please translate so I can see if they are just a dumbass or they have had a stroke.

Can anyone do any worse?

Maybe they're being ironic, unless all their posts are like that.

But I know two or three smart people who send "text message" emails like ticker tape headlines, all lowercase and no punctuation.

[Gentile]

It seems we can't anymore

Maybe UML aficionados should start using Smileys instead of stick men?

Requirement: "Users must be able to log in without difficulty using a secure password"

UML:

-> NO

-> YES

[Gentile]

Maybe they're being ironic, unless all their posts are like that.

But I know two or three smart people who send "text message" emails like ticker tape headlines, all lowercase and no punctuation.

I don't mind a little txt spk. As long as it is in an actual text/tweet. I don't like it when people try to insert it into e-mails or other media, where it just renders the message unreadable for no discernable reason.

[EternalOptimist]

I do hope chelsea (dumb) and johhny (dumber) get to read this