I'm thinking about becoming a Tory MP

[EternalOptimist]

you do realise that you have to provide your own citrus fruit and polythene bag ?

[DimPrawn]

Are you qualified to be a Tory MP?



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Aren't all Tory MPs inbred dullards that look like Andrew Lloyd Webber's ugly twin?




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Aren't you overqualified to be a Tory MP?

[VirtualMonkey]

I'd vote for you. Would make a change to see a political type talking straight for a change....even if it is about a fantasy world they live in.
Seriously though....I would vote for you. You make me laugh more than cringe, which is better than most MPs

[BrilloPad]

I've got a lot to offer: most of all the fact that I've had a successful career in the real world outside politics.
Far better than these career politicians nowadays.

You would be a bit like Boris Johnson - acting like a buffoon on the surface. Though underneath you would be quite different as he is intelligent.