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    #21
    Sexual exhaustion in an swedish brothel. Again.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      so the family would still get the life insurance.
      Yep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.

      Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.

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        #23
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Yep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.

        Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.
        You should try supporting Motherwell FC mate.....
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #24
          One of the articles I read on the subject: 10 Methods of Death

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            #25
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            You should try supporting Motherwell FC mate.....
            Me, me, me...

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              #26
              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Yep, whatever way I chose, it would be one that would have that outcome. Drowning is supposed to be one of the most painless ways, along with any kind of gradual hypoxia. Or hypothermia.

              Read somewhere once that fire is the The Most Painful Way To Die, Ever.
              I got burned quite seriously at 18
              The bit that hurt the most was the first degree burn to the hand from trying to put the fire on my clothes out, however the third degree burn on my arm did not hurt in the slightest - but where they took the graft from on my chest to cover it was excruciating
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #27
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                I got burned quite seriously at 18
                The bit that hurt the most was the first degree burn to the hand from trying to put the fire on my clothes out, however the third degree burn on my arm did not hurt in the slightest - but where they took the graft from on my chest to cover it was excruciating
                Probably similar to the story of a mate of mine who sliced a finger off with a circular saw... if the nerve endings are severed or sufficiently damaged, then you won't feel anything compared to a graze or slight burn.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Probably similar to the story of a mate of mine who sliced a finger off with a circular saw...
                  Was that Diver?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Was that Diver?
                    Haha. No, but I did think of him as I typed that.

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                      Last edited by KentPhilip; 31 August 2012, 23:54.

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