I hate lampposts

[BrilloPad]

fookers. they should all be chopped down.

[MarillionFan]

fookers. they should all be chopped down.

Ah the old 'it jumped out on me from nowhere' line.

[Mich the Tester]

fookers. they should all be chopped down.

Did it attack you while you were cycling, running or parking the car?

[BrilloPad]

Ah the old 'it jumped out on me from nowhere' line.

Exactly! They are evil fookers. I suppose they learnt it from the trees.

Open wounds on my hands so no lake swimming tonight. I don't want Weil's disease - it would slow down my cuk posting rate.

[MarillionFan]

Did it attack you while you were cycling, running or parking the car?

He walked in to find his guilty looking wife in bed and a strange glow coming from the wardrobe.

[nomadd]

fookers. they should all be chopped down.

Seem as though most of them are either metal or concrete (steel reinforced) I think you'd be 'chopping' for quite some time.

I recommended a heavy-duty industrial angle grinder instead.

Work at night, so as not to be seen. Although the noise may be an issue...

Don't forget to wear safety goggles.

And a dust mask.

And finally...

..skip my street: I'm rather found of my lampposts.

[BrilloPad]

Did it attack you while you were cycling, running or parking the car?

All 3.

I did reverse a car into a lamp-post once : hire car with 30 miles on the clock. It was right in the middle of the back windcreen - how the fook am I supposed to see that while reversing?

[nomadd]

All 3.

I believe you need to consult the following thread title: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...lic-drink.html

[BrilloPad]

He walked in to find his guilty looking wife in bed and a strange glow coming from the wardrobe.

That strange glow was MTT with a torch.