It's been 60 hours

[TestMangler]

Boys...if you think a deep fried Haggis or Mars Bar has anywhere near the death-inducing qualities of a deep friend battered burger or "pizza crunch" then you're sadly mistaken.

Very true, but didn't think the Sassenachs would understand the concept of a 'Pizza Crunch'.

Not sure about the deep friend battered burger myself.

[Notascooby]

Very true, but didn't think the Sassenachs would understand the concept of a 'Pizza Crunch'.

Not sure about the deep friend battered burger myself.

At 3AM the fired burger is the best friend anyone could have...

Although waking up to half of it on the pillow is never nice - Rule #1 takeaway should be eaten en-route to the house and never in it (that way you can pretend it never happened despite the grease stains on the clothes)

[aussielong]

Very true, but didn't think the Sassenachs would understand the concept of a 'Pizza Crunch'.

Not sure about the deep friend battered burger myself.

Aaah suddenly it all makes sense. You're scottish!

You're an angry man because you are ginger!

[TestMangler]

Aaah suddenly it all makes sense. You're scottish!

You're an angry man because you are ginger!

Jeesus. How many wrong ends of the stick are there for you to grab ?

One doesn't have to be angry to think you are a twat. It's really that simple.

And racial stereotyping ??? Really ??? From the descendants of criminals ???

[mudskipper]

Jeesus. How many wrong ends of the stick are there for you to grab ?

One doesn't have to be angry to think you are a twat. It's really that simple.

And racial stereotyping ??? Really ??? From the descendants of criminals ???

He's a grandad, so he's not ginger - he's our very own forum silver surfer.

[mudskipper]

I find, if I fancy a beer, carbonated water sometimes does the trick.

[aussielong]

Jeesus. How many wrong ends of the stick are there for you to grab ?

One doesn't have to be angry to think you are a twat. It's really that simple.

And racial stereotyping ??? Really ??? From the descendants of criminals ???

Three question marks, an edit, and a five minute post turn around. You're so angry you're about to put your fist through the screen. Too much fried food. Chill out man. Have a buckfast and 7Up.

[TestMangler]

He's a grandad, so he's not ginger - he's our very own forum silver surfer.

'Scuse me, old knitting woman I don't have a single grey hair (and no hair loss either !!)

Maybe all this deep fried food and cheap alcohol has some health benefits after all

[TestMangler]

Three question marks, an edit, and a five minute post turn around. You're so angry you're about to put your fist through the screen. Too much fried food. Chill out man. Have a buckfast and 7Up.

Only a knob would put 7UP in Buckfast. Everyone knows that Vimto is the only mixer that goes with a cheeky little Bucky

[ZARDOZ]

Since I last had an alcholic drink and I feel tulip. Really tulip. My heart rate is up, I've got headaches, feel sick. It's the longest period I've gone in the last 3 years without having a wee drink.

Inspired partly by BP & also realising I was drinking too much each night which was beginning to affect my health I thought I'd take this latest trip to the US to detox. Hit the gym on arriving. Then went for a run & now feeling uber ill.

Anyone got any suggestions to take the edge off?

Judging by the physical reaction and the fact you dont go more than 60 hours without a drink I'd say you were an alcoholic.