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Are you a bit thicker than you should be ?
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The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostShe probably was.(\__/)
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Originally posted by speling bee View PostIt can also affect your short term memory.Comment
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostWhen I did the drug test for my DV, they found it hard to believe I'd never tried drugs. It was like an alien concept to them. So I guess it must be quite prevalent for people to try it in their youth.
I did wonder if that drug tester was still taking them herself, mind you. She asked me if I dyed my hair (because apparently certain dyes/shampoos contain hemp, and when they test your hair sample that can give a false positive for marijuana). I said I did, and she asked how long ago....."four days ago", "what colour?". I remind you I was sitting in front of her, and she did not have a white stick or a guide dog in evidence.
I very nearly said "pink", but instead just answered "blonde" with a straight face, and added it to the list of reasons that I ultimately ended up declining the job.
We know your real name and the fact that you've been through DV.
That won't be happening again.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh dear.
We know your real name and the fact that you've been through DV.
That won't be happening again.Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostApparently people who smoke pot in the early twenties lose some IQ and memory capacity.
Personally, I never touched the stuff or anything similar(apart from the ale)
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI didn't do any drugs either. That's why I'm a tester now. If I'd done drugs I'd struggle to be a McBurger McFlipper now.
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostDon't listen to those other voices in your head. They appear to make you paranoid.
As a test, just do a google on the phrase "GentileDoesn'tThinkBeforeOpeningher/his/itsmouth".
How long do you think it will be before Google picks it up?Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostApparently people who smoke pot in the early twenties lose some IQ and memory capacity.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWe as in the forum.
As a test, just do a google on the phrase "GentileDoesn'tThinkBeforeOpeningher/his/itsmouth".
How long do you think it will be before Google picks it up?
Unlike you, I fortunately don't hold any extremist views. Old Greg was right the other week: I can see why you hide your anti-Semite, troll-laden bile behind an alias and an avatar. Anyone Googling for posts by "Churchill" or your alias "Supreme Spod" in addition to the word "jew" will see that. Good luck getting a job flipping burgers let alone a DV clearance if you're ever dumb enough to voice those sort of views against your real name.
But you run along now, Supreme Churchill. I've already entertained your trolling and delusions enough for one day.Comment
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