How many real MEN are there in this forum?

[OwlHoot]

I drink bitter and my interests include oggling birds ..

Oggling birds needn't mean you're a bloke - There are lots of female twitchers too you know, and some of them probably also drink bitter.

OH in "I remain to be convinced" mode

[HRH]

I play football to a good standard, drink bitter, have many women on the go and will have it with anyone that wants to step up. There are very few people on here who I can imagine being as real as me. There are plenty of nobs who go and watch the rugby/football in the pub and get "wankered" while pretending they have ever played either sport, you knpw the types who have subscriptions to Nuts magazine, put when push comes to shove they don't wanna know.

[Clippy]

I play table football to a good standard, am bitter, have many imaginery women on the internet and will sh!t it when anyone that wants to steps up. There are very few people on here who I can imagine being as FOS as me. There are plenty of nobs, me included, who go and watch the rugby/football in the pub and get "winkered" while pretending they have ever played either sport, you knpw the types who have subscriptions to Nuts magazine (my favourite), put when push comes to shove they don't wanna know.

That's better.

Reason for editing: Original poster is a bit simple.

[HRH]

That's better.

Reason for editing: Original poster is a bit simple.

FYI, I put you in the above bracket-a wanabe me type.x

[realityhack]

Yawn

[Clippy]

FYI, I put you in the above bracket-a wanabe me type.x

Hmm, I'm not the carpenter who's hanging about an IT Contractors forum.

Guess that makes you the wannabe.

[HRH]

Hmm, I'm not the carpenter who's hanging about an IT Contractors forum.

Guess that makes you the wannabe.

Jeez when will you learn, as I have said before feel free to ask webby what kind of company I work for.... I can't believe how easily some were sucked in by the whole carpentry thing.

[Clippy]

Jeez when will you learn, as I have said before feel free to ask webby what kind of company I work for.... I can't believe how easily some were sucked in by the whole carpentry thing.

Yawn

[BrilloPad]

I drink bitter and my interests include oggling birds and footy, so I'm OK.

What about the rest of you sad bedsit boys with your crusty sock puppets and kleenex?

You don't have a clue.

I work hard in a job I hate to provide for my children. Furthermore I have been arrested for fighting for the right to see my children(and for all men to see their children).

That makes me the most real MAN on here. It is our relationship with our children that defines us.

[tay]

You don't have a clue.

I work hard in a job I hate to provide for my children. Furthermore I have been arrested for fighting for the right to see my children(and for all men to see their children).

That makes me the most real MAN on here. It is our relationship with our children that defines us.

Oh bugger off and stop being such a self important git. People without children are just as defined as those without it. The fact you chose a tulipe wife that meant you now bore the bejesus out of anyone you come in contact with about how the rest of your life is crappy and bitter, doesnt make you the most real man on here, it just makes you the guy who makes the stupidest decisions.

You would have been fine claiming that providing for your children is a manly trait.. but blowing your trumpet as the 'most real MAN' on here is just stupid.