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    #31
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    The mind boggles.
    A good sprint session in the morning prevents unwanted occurences.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #32
      Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
      A good sprint session in the morning prevents unwanted occurences.
      Just make sure you wake her up first.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #33
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Be more open minded, it's much more interesting.
        Refusing to kiss is one thing, sharing it as an experience is another. I don't expect you to lick my face when I've done the corresponding act on you!
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #34
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          Refusing to kiss is one thing, sharing it as an experience is another. I don't expect you to lick my face when I've done the corresponding act on you!
          Oh. Never mind.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #35
            Perhaps "sharing the gum" can become part of noobs questioning
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #36
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Just make sure you wake her up first.
              I was brought up to be self sufficent!

              Does remind of a welsh lad back in the mob though.

              We were on nights and one night he came in with a huge grin on his face. "What's up with you Reece?" was the question. "Well" he said grinning " when I got back in last night I got into bed lifted our lasses nightie and had my way with her, she didn't even wake up!"

              There was quiet, followed by wall of laughter, but he had a name change from sheep shagger to silent sheep shagger or treble S.
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #37
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                I was brought up to be self sufficent!

                Does remind of a welsh lad back in the mob though.

                We were on nights and one night he came in with a huge grin on his face. "What's up with you Reece?" was the question. "Well" he said grinning " when I got back in last night I got into bed lifted our lasses nightie and had my way with her, she didn't even wake up!"

                There was quiet, followed by wall of laughter, but he had a name change from sheep shagger to silent sheep shagger or treble S.
                Same here mucker.

                I think there was a thread on that round here somewhere....
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #38
                  It seems hard to believe someone wouldn't wake up unless he was very small and it didn't take long.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    It seems hard to believe someone wouldn't wake up unless he was very small and it didn't take long.
                    Yup. You should have a chat with my ex on his technique.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      Yup. You should have a chat with my ex on his technique.
                      What did he do wrong?

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