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Santa Claus makes a living as a trader. You got the push from your last job and cannot get another one.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou need to take courses in mathematical statistics including time series rather than practising what is akin to witchcraft.

HTH BIKIW
Maybe you have been out in the heat for too long. Time to go back inside. Your cage.Comment
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I thought he ran the christmas delivery service for Amazon?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSanta Claus makes a living as a trader.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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If there was a system that worked he would be rich by now.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSanta Claus makes a living as a trader..
I resigned from my last job and could walk into another tomorrow. But I don't have to.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou got the push from your last job and cannot get another one.
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HTHHard Brexit now!
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Its early days yet.Originally posted by sasguru View PostIf there was a system that worked he would be rich by now.
Though in real life I bet he is worth more than you. He just doesn't feel the need to lie.Comment
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How many days, months or years does it take?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts early days yet.
Though in real life I bet he is worth more than you. He just doesn't feel the need to lie.
Before you realise it's random, and you win some and lose some.
He may very well be worth more than me, I'm not the richest man in the world.
I just have enough.Hard Brexit now!
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If the markets were random, why would we have so many so called "investment" banks making trades from milliseconds to months in duration? They would all have closed shop years ago.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHow many days, months or years does it take?
Before you realise it's random, and you win some and lose some.
He may very well be worth more than me, I'm not the richest man in the world.
I just have enough.Comment
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Bellendry ™Originally posted by sasguru View PostHow many days, months or years does it take?
Before you realise it's random, and you win some and lose some.
He may very well be worth more than me, I'm not the richest man in the world.
I just have enough.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is this a tissue that doesn't stick to the end of your knob when you wipe it?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBellendry ™While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You could well be the poorest spiritually.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI'm not the richest man in the world.Comment
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