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Bobs are off to Mars
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Originally posted by alluvial View PostWhat's that green thing that bloke at the top is holding?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostA bottle of sprite?How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostWhere is El Duder these days?Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostNo problem, sir..
That looks like Pakistan to me, all the gear that the chaps are wearing is a give away.
Did you see such an overcrowded train?Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Originally posted by bobspud View PostVe have successfully completed testing here on earth...
Ve vill deliver air tanks in version 3.2! but it has not been a problem in testing so farComment
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh change the record you tedious racist twunt.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostYou crud-infested armchair- philosophising pork-bellied self-absorbed hog-humping sperm-bank !!Comment
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostFirstly I doubt they would plan a mission to Mars. Even if they did seriously start on that, it will take them so much time that the other countries would have already built houses on there. Heck, they have been building a light combat aircraft since 1990 and it still hasnt been certified.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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