Never promise a child an origami dinosaur.
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Doodab's tip of the day
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Originally posted by doodab View Post
Never promise a child an origami dinosaur.
I wouldn't promise the kid a stegasaurus though - That could get tricky.
I hope this child is easily pleased - Paper dinosaurs aren't exactly the latest word in exciting special effectsWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here -
Take your cue from one of my favourite children's books, "The Little Prince"
The Little Prince: Chapter 2
Make a box. Tell said child that the velociraptor is safe inside the box, and under no circumstances must he open it.Comment
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Originally posted by chef View Posteasy, take your picWhile you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYes, unfortunately the one I picked was a bit complicated, I had to find a course in origami to understand the instructions. Still, it came out OK after about an hour of folding.
Origami Dinosaur Folding Instructions - How to make an origami dinosaurComment
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My son is blind so I could simply screw up the paper and tell him that all dinosaurs were round balls, just like screwed up paper. A bit like planes and busses in that respect. To him I am the king of Origami becuase I can make anything!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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