I wonder what attracted her to the Billionaire George Soros?

[Spacecadet]

What was that? Never watched it.

A rather low browTV series aimed at chicks with nothing better to do with their time

[BrilloPad]

What was that? Never watched it.

Henry the 8th marries his sister Margaret off to the King of Portugal. He is old. Very old. Wedding night sex nearly kills him - and it is witnessed.

Though the reality is that it is Henry 8th's sister Mary who marries an elderly king. And it is France not Portugal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Tu...sort_of_France)

The makers of the Tudors though having 2 marys would confuse the viewers!

But its a great series - well I like all 4 series.

[louie]

A rather low browTV series aimed at chicks with nothing better to do with their time

ah right, I watched Game of Thrones, thought it was very good.

[BrilloPad]

A rather low browTV series aimed at chicks with nothing better to do with their time

But its a great series - well I like all 4 series.

[d000hg]

I like this comment:

It must be like being mounted by a tortoise without a shell.

She must be counting down the days.

Or just perhaps she's not bothered by the [lack of] sex... would hardly be a shock in someone post-change.

[Platypus]

Or just perhaps she's not bothered by the [lack of] sex... would hardly be a shock in someone post-change.

Yeah, that's what your missus tells you. But let me tell you, she's lying

[Old Greg]

Yeah, that's what your missus tells you. But let me tell you, she's lying

+1

She's just worn out.

[EternalOptimist]

I like this comment:

It must be like being mounted by a tortoise without a shell.

She must be counting down the days.

I wouldn't laugh so much , young lady.

One of my iconic memories, and one that taught me a lot about the female happened about 30 years ago.
I took my kid into Chester zoo and one of the first enclosures was the reptiles. This big tortoise was riding a smaller one, getting stuck in with his little tortoise willy, doing one thrust a minute.

All the blokes looked, laughed, then moved on. The women were crowded round, three deep, staring. agog. fascinated

durty biatches

[SueEllen]

I wouldn't laugh so much , young lady.

One of my iconic memories, and one that taught me a lot about the female happened about 30 years ago.
I took my kid into Chester zoo and one of the first enclosures was the reptiles. This big tortoise was riding a smaller one, getting stuck in with his little tortoise willy, doing one thrust a minute.

All the blokes looked, laughed, then moved on. The women were crowded round, three deep, staring. agog. fascinated

durty biatches

You've been on Mumsnet haven't you?

Well there is your answer.

[d000hg]

Yeah, that's what your missus tells you. But let me tell you, she's lying

I'm not old enough (and neither's she) to have that excuse as an option.