Stop the war on pubic hair

[MaryPoppins]

I think that's exactly what he's saying to you....

I nearly made a similar joke.





Then I realised how sh1te it sounded.

[Gibbon]

Precisely. A tidy up is one thing. A complete clear up is quite another.

With you on that MP. Pubic hair is a sign of maturity, a bald one
is immature or gone off!

[TestMangler]

I nearly made a similar joke.





Then I realised how sh1te it sounded.

That's the Outbox luv.....

[MaryPoppins]

With you on that MP. Pubic hair is a sign of maturity, a bald one is immature or gone off!

Really? Perhaps mine is slightly misleading then.

[MarillionFan]

That's the Outbox luv.....

Lol

[TestMangler]

Really? Perhaps mine is slightly misleading then.

How so, is it a bit of both, like a rotting haystack ?

[MaryPoppins]

How so, is it a bit of both, like a rotting haystack ?

Not quite. I was referring to the 'mature' part.

[SimonMac]

Try not imagining what my lady parts look like.

Don't be coy, no one on here thinks you are a Lady!

[SimonMac]

I can't believe it's been almost a full day, 30 posts and it still hasn't been said.

THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS.

Ok then

Unshaven

[BoredBloke]

Agree with HyperD or the quote of same anyway. (Stand up for your principles Hyper!) Must be a personality quirk of chemical engineers. The more unwashed the better. Mmm. Chewy.

PS And Napoleon obviously.
PPS I mean, who really wants the taste of soap and deodorant? Be honest!

I'd rather the taste of soap than pissy fish