This thread reminded me of a little ditty from years ago, that some may remember.
The Hairs of Her Dickie-Dido
There's lovely.
The Hairs of Her Dickie-Dido
There's lovely.
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Judging by the length of some of your contracts, Data Migration at a guess...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI've always used my muff as a lather pad, and consider those who don't a little odd.
Don't get me started on how I use me loofah.
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Precisely. A tidy up is one thing. A complete clear up is quite another.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I had the same happen as well but it went one step further. After about 15 minutes and having only shaved about one hair, the psycho Irish sister came in and was not impressed, she proceeded to open the curtains where there were 6 young trainee nurses standing and decided to show them how to do it properly! Upon waking up after the operation it looked like there was half a roll of duct tape wrapped around my nadgers and about a couple of weeks later she decided it was time to remove it. Naturally being a man I slowly, and I mean slowly, began to peel it back but this was not good enough. This same sadistical sister came in, grabbed hold of the couple of millimeters of plaster that I had managed to peel back in 5 minutes and yanked nice and hard pulling it, and the hairs that had started to grow back, all off. Actually the worst bit was the growing back as it itches like hell so if I see a young lady scratching her crotch I can think of only 2 things: (a) she has crabs or (b) she had a Brazilian and its starting to grow back.Originally posted by BolshieBastard View PostPersonally, I prefer an uncut lawn.
Had an operation down there once. The young nurse got down and had a good gander then said Mr Bolshie, we're going to have to shave!' I said I had one this morning before coming in! She said 'No, down there' and proceeded to give me a rusty razor and talc. WTF! It was the most uncomfortable shave I ever had.
And she left me to do it!
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Don't you also wonder why she's scratching her crotch in public?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I always imagined that you'd have been smoother than Duncan Goodhews head. Now it sounds like you're more like Cousin It.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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He lives in one of them Eurozone countries doesn't he ? So, probably notOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
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Try not imagining what my lady parts look like.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI always imagined that you'd have been smoother than Duncan Goodhews head. Now it sounds like you're more like Cousin It.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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