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come and sit on my knee.Originally posted by Gentile View PostCan you tell?(\__/)
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Possibly. It means "sling your hook", "getting the sack", "being escorted from the building", etc.Originally posted by escapeUK View PostI dont know what jotters is. Are you trying to break me in with Scottish words?
PS: "Jotter" is a (possibly Scottish) word for a "notebook". The phrase comes from the act of clearing your desk on the last day of school term and getting your jotters to take home for good.Comment
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I'm not falling for that one again.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postcome and sit on my knee.
And I'm not pulling Clippy's finger again either.Comment
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Sure, sure. But how is it atop eo's knee?Originally posted by Gentile View PostPossibly. It means "sling your hook", "getting the sack", "being escorted from the building", etc.
PS: "Jotter" is a (possibly Scottish) word for a "notebook". The phrase comes from the act of clearing your desk on the last day of school term and getting your jotters to take home for good.
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Originally posted by Gentile View PostI'm not falling for that one again.
And I'm not pulling Clippy's finger again either.
your biggest failing, genitals, is not getting pissed at the same rate as the rest of us
by this time of the evening, you should be talking sh1te
hic
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I thought I was.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyour biggest failing, genitals, is not getting pissed at the same rate as the rest of us
by this time of the evening, you should be talking sh1te
hic
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Away with ya (as my Scottish mate used to say all the time). No I just signed another extension till the end of the year.Originally posted by Gentile View PostPossibly. It means "sling your hook", "getting the sack", "being escorted from the building", etc.
PS: "Jotter" is a (possibly Scottish) word for a "notebook". The phrase comes from the act of clearing your desk on the last day of school term and getting your jotters to take home for good.Comment
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A bit moleskin-y.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSure, sure. But how is it atop eo's knee?
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Eek looks at last post outside general then notices total lack of alcohol in room. Heads to bed as cannot contemplate trying to catch up.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postyour biggest failing, genitals, is not getting pissed at the same rate as the rest of us
by this time of the evening, you should be talking sh1te
hic

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