The let's buy EO a keyboard with a working Shift, Caps Lock & Punctuation keys

[MarillionFan]

I'll put the first 50p in.

[EternalOptimist]

only a yank retard would leave out the f5 key

[Spacecadet]

I'll put the first 50p in.

Timberwolf will be along shortly to point out that you've over spent already

[Old Greg]

Suity can do requirements.

[MarillionFan]

Suity can do requirements.

Oh god no! That means we may have to descope QWERTYUIOP to R. Damn!

[suityou01]

Oh god no! That means we may have to descope QWERTYUIOP to R. Damn!

So long as onshore resource is doing it there is no need to descope. If offshored, you would get a box with a button on it labelled 'Some Keys', and when you remonstrated with them they would simply tap the gant chart and repeatedly say 'We are ready as per the specification, where is the test data, you are holding us up'.

JSL.

[BrilloPad]

I don't think Russell needs his for the next week - can EO use that?

Obviously no-one wants to use Russell's chair after he wet himself.

[Old Greg]

I don't think Russell needs his for the next week - can EO use that?

Obviously no-one wants to use Russell's chair after he wet himself.

'No-one' is stretching it a bit.

[BrilloPad]

'No-one' is stretching it a bit.

If you want to use it - fine. But I am not convinced those other stains are chocolate.

[MarillionFan]

'No-one' is stretching it a bit.

Good god man! I thought you'd had therapy to get over your fetish for smelling people's chairs.