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The answer to my dreams

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    The answer to my dreams

    I had this porny dream last night

    two women covered in whipped cream and strawberries, both fighting to be the first to slurp on the end of me tub

    so I shook Mrs EO awake and told her about my dream

    she got all dewy eyed and breathless, then told me go and fck myself


    it was an answer to my dreams I sppose



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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I had this porny dream last night

    two women covered in whipped cream and strawberries, both fighting to be the first to slurp on the end of me tub

    so I shook Mrs EO awake and told her about my dream

    she got all dewy eyed and breathless, then told me go and fck myself


    it was an answer to my dreams I sppose



    I once dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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