Some sailing results are in

[BrilloPad]

Not the first time I have been told that by her

Was the first time when you let her dress you in a gimp mask and beat you with a stick of celery? That is her favourite....

[d000hg]

Arise Sir Ben, no doubt.

He produced the goods when it mattered. Unlike the silver medalists in the Star class who choked at the last minute.

Sailing always has unpredictability... a puff of wind appears on the other side and suddenly you're out.