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    #11
    Originally posted by ladymuck
    I saw a really funny scrawl on the back of a van once, had me in fits but I can't remember what it said now. Pretty pointless me posting this up then really.


    thanks for reminding me LM , I saw that one as well. Now what was it about again
    (\__/)
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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      How about...On the back of a seriously customised Van....
      "Don't laugh....Your daughters inside!"

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        #13
        Originally posted by Phoenix
        How about...On the back of a seriously customised Van....
        "Don't laugh....Your daughters inside!"
        Or on a seriously customised Van with a woman driving...
        "No this isn't my boyfriends car!"

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          #14
          A few years back there was a stretch limo that used to park around Clerkenwell advertising lap dancing. I never worked out if the lap dancers were in the limo or not, but what caught my eye was that the car had a disabled badge. Seems like too much w@nking can be bad for you after all.

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            #15
            Dont clean me, just plant spuds!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Originally posted by ladymuck
              I saw a really funny scrawl on the back of a van once, had me in fits but I can't remember what it said now. Pretty pointless me posting this up then really.
              Maybe if it were a Showcase Cinemas van ...

              No Albatross' are left in this van overnight.

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                #17
                I saw this on a british gas van

                "Please pass driver on overtime"

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by monkeyboy
                  I saw this on a british gas van

                  "Please pass driver on overtime"
                  That needs a comma.

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                    #19
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #20
                      Nothing to do with vans, but once when I was pretty pissed after a night out with some friends...several beers in Maidenhead I thought it was best time to get a taxi...put my hand out at the traffic light and this car changed lane and stopped next to me at the lights. I jumped in the passenger seat, put the seatbelt on and said to him "To Uxbridge, please"...

                      He had this very strange look on his face and with a very shaky voice said "Er, I'm not a taxi, mate".

                      I said "Oh, OK..." and undid my seatbelt, mumbled my apologies and promptly got out.
                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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