People who don't understand the word "definite" or the phrase "I promise"

[northernladuk]

Do you want the worlds smallest violin picture or the WGAS meter picture?

[psychocandy]

Yes and as we know he's doing you missus, I naturally assumed that she's had to take on some extra work.

Ah I see. I thought that was a secret. As long as he leaves enough coin on the mantlepiece....

[psychocandy]

Do you want the worlds smallest violin picture or the WGAS meter picture?

Both

[northernladuk]

Both

Now now, don't be greedy...

Here is me strumming a sad tune for you...



EDIT : Not really me of course

[psychocandy]

Ewww. Just coughed up a bit of sick in my mouth at the though of you 'strumming'

[doodab]

Tell you what I'm going to walk into a Ferrari garage one day, because I really want one, string them along and then at last minute realise I cant afford it.

Tell you what I'm going to walk into a Ferrari garage one day, because I really want one, string them along and just as they are starting to lose patience I'll whip out the briefcase with £200k in.

[Old Greg]

Tell you what I'm going to walk into a Ferrari garage one day, because I really want one, string them along and just as they are starting to lose patience I'll whip out the briefcase with £200k in.

I know a scruffily dressed guy who used to go round Audi dealers with a plastic bag full of cash and then show them the money after they'd refused to let him test drive a TT. Bit childish really.

[SimonMac]

Hi mate

Can I have them ? I definitely do need the tickets. I really want to go to that wankfest.

I will send you a cheque for 1000 quid and you can then give me the difference back in cash plus the tickets.

I wont let you down.

[SimonMac]

So you have tickets that you need to sell? I will give you £100 for them

[BrilloPad]

Tell you what I'm going to walk into a Ferrari garage one day, because I really want one, string them along and just as they are starting to lose patience

Someone did that once. Said he had won the lottery. Finally revealed it was £10.