"morning" "morning" "morning" "morning" "morning" "morning"

[Gentile]

Is your place a "morning" place or can you get to your desk without these meaningless salutations?

Isn't there a thing in Germany where you knock your desk three times when you arrive in the morning as a way of saying "Guten Morgen, allerseits"? You may need to explain that this is what you're doing the first few times, so people don't think you're mental. Alternatively, just keep scowling at everyone instead and they may mistake you for a DBA.

[Alias]

Morning

[psychocandy]

I sit around in me undies playing with me bits. Sometimes I get so tied up with cracking one out, that I'm still in me undies when the missus come home from work.

and then the sarky comments begin, let me tell you in no uncertain terms.





God Im bored

FTFY

[darmstadt]

Isn't there a thing in Germany where you knock your desk three times when you arrive in the morning as a way of saying "Guten Morgen, allerseits"? You may need to explain that this is what you're doing the first few times, so people don't think you're mental. Alternatively, just keep scowling at everyone instead and they may mistake you for a DBA.

Not that I know of but after a presentation or similar you tend to knock the desk to show appreciation instead of clapping.