The AndyW prize

[BrilloPad]

I wish I hadn't clicked that link.

Sorry. I added NSFW. I posted from home last night and did not think.

At a family do recently we were talking about kids picking up swear words. Baby bp's 4th and 5th words were knob cheese - and it was Mrs BP who said that to a Hungarian lorry driver. My sister-out-law wanted to know what it meant and no-one would tell her including her husband. So she used her phone to look it up. Then wished she had not clicked the link.

[Mich the Tester]

PS: "The Tools of My Tirade" is only one in a series of pieces exploring the subject of 'Health and Safety Gone Mad'. This is another, entitled "Listening to Radio 4 in The Bath". With the alternate title "Imminent Electrocution Accompanied by The Now Show".

Who was listening to Radio 4 in the bath? Surely not the same person as took the photo?

[Old Greg]

Caged oblivion

[mudskipper]

Are we done? Anyone else busily preparing their entry, or shall I add the poll?

[Old Greg]

Are we done? Anyone else busily preparing their entry, or shall I add the poll?

Where's our celebrity judge gone?

[Mich the Tester]

Are we done? Anyone else busily preparing their entry, or shall I add the poll?

Hang on, hang on. Have some patience. I'm still busy with the contemplation phase. I don't just tulip out great artworks without thinking about it you know.

[d000hg]

PS: "The Tools of My Tirade" is only one in a series of pieces exploring the subject of 'Health and Safety Gone Mad'. This is another, entitled "Listening to Radio 4 in The Bath". With the alternate title "Imminent Electrocution Accompanied by The Now Show".

Get a bloody radio for the bath you cheapskate. And a desk + office chair for that matter.

Thanks for the photo of your pussy btw.

[Mich the Tester]

Get a bloody radio for the bath you cheapskate. And a desk + office chair for that matter.

Thanks for the photo of your pussy btw.

Trouble is, all the people who come on CUK purporting to be long legged attractive blonde girls turn out after further questioning to be fat truckers from Huddersfield called Dave, and that pint of bitter resting on the edge of the bath is suggesting Ms 'Gentile' is no exception.

[Old Greg]

Trouble is, all the people who come on CUK purporting to be long legged attractive blonde girls turn out after further questioning to be fat truckers from Huddersfield called Dave, and that pint of bitter resting on the edge of the bath is suggesting Ms 'Gentile' is no exception.

I bet you still would.

[MarillionFan]

Are we done? Anyone else busily preparing their entry, or shall I add the poll?

Give it until 2pm and I'll load my entry. I'm still waiting for the wallpaper paste to dry.