Sockie increase?

[Spacecadet]

So any new poster must be a sockie? At what point do you stop being one?

That depends

Do you like films about gladiators?

[MarillionFan]

So any new poster must be a sockie? At what point do you stop being one?

Please MD come on. Put your feet up. Welcome.

We treat all well meaning, non trolling, obviously not men impersonating women sockies equally.

Cup of tea?

[moggy]

A lot of new people don't hang around CUK long enough to discover that those who know the least, usually know it the loudest. For the most part, the quiet majority of CUK does give newbies a fair go. Don't let the odd longstanding blowhard like MF put you off posting.

+1

[sasguru]

Which part of "Abandon Hope all ye who enter here - Seriously" did all you po-faced, dull, over-sensitive newbies not understand?
If you want serious go to Technical or Accounting. They're heavily modded to avoid the gratuitious insulting that happens here, and which we like.
Oh and if you're new, its bad manners telling oldies on a forum how to behave.
So if you don't like it there are plenty of other forums you can fook off too.

HTH, BIKIW

[Gentile]

Which part of "Abandon Hope all ye who enter here - Seriously" did all you po-faced, dull, over-sensitive newbies not understand?

We understood it, sas. Which part of "all ye" didn't you understand? Or did you imagine it was all going to be one-way traffic, where us cowed newbies would be afraid to call the odd longstanding member on their tiresome bullshit?

[AtW]

And how would a friendless fookwit like you have heard that? Did one of the squirrels whisper it to you?

Well, I got a PM warning me that I'll get proper banned tonight.

[sasguru]

We understood it, sas. Which part of "all ye" didn't you understand? Or did you imagine it was all going to be one-way traffic, where us cowed newbies would be afraid to call the odd longstanding member on their tiresome bullshit?

Well quit yer moaning and get on with it then ....
Jeez single middle-aged women, eh?

[MarillionFan]

We understood it, sas. Which part of "all ye" didn't you understand? Or did you imagine it was all going to be one-way traffic, where us cowed newbies would be afraid to call the odd longstanding member on their tiresome bullshit?

You can't come in here shouting the odds. Sas has got a pewter mug up there on the shelf. AtW is in the garden feeding the squirrels. Dimprawn is in fantasy corner.

We'll have no trouble here. This is a local forum for local contractors.

Bloody hell. They'll be letting women in next.

[Spacecadet]

A lot of new people don't hang around CUK long enough to discover that those who know the least, usually know it the loudest. For the most part, the quiet majority of CUK does give newbies a fair go. Don't let the odd longstanding blowhard like MF put you off posting.

That applies to ANY walk of life, not just CUK

[Gentile]

That applies to ANY walk of life, not just CUK

Yup.