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    #11
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    This weekend I will be winning the gold medal in corrupting gerbils
    I think you'll find the Peruvian team will have eaten them all
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Get him some Werthers originals then.
      Plus a flat cap* and slippers.

      I would say get him a walking stick as well but they are expensive.

      (He will think it's a good joke.)

      *Get one from a charity shop.
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #13
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        I think you'll find the Peruvian team will have eaten them all
        Oh okay, I'll go to the Grillfest here tomorrow and this afternoon / evening will be sitting outside here...

        So basically:

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          Picking up the new pooch tonight
          Sat: Re-dogproofing the house and turning up with a fresh pair of legs to a stag weekend.
          Sun: Weather dependent but a day in the garden I hope.

          Thanks for asking.

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