Did you hear about the Scotsman who come down to Euston and lost all his luggage?

[ThomasSoerensen]

Please don't talk about Mrs sasguru like that.

[BrilloPad]

Apparently it was all my fault, I should have woke him up.

I remember when some company handed out at cards at Waterloo with please wake me at <station> for businessmen to stuff in their top pocket late at night.

I went and swapped round all the cards.

[stek]

I remember when some company handed out at cards at Waterloo with please wake me at <station> for businessmen to stuff in their top pocket late at night.

I went and swapped round all the cards.

Isn't there some classic but true story about Jim Davidson being engaged in conversion on a train with some blind bloke claiming to be David Blunkett and asking if this was his stop...

JD said no, it's the next stop, then realised it wasn't and DB had missed his stop so JD sloped off......

It was David Blunkett and he did miss his stop......

[original PM]

the whole point of public transport is so you can go somewhere other than the local boozer and not have to drink n drive

however I reckon a few pints s fine but when you are p*ssed as a fart and being obnoxious then I am all for it.

although a trip to Glasgow will not be the same if you have not got 4 drunk scotsman pilling cans on a table (at 10.am!)