Originally posted by Bacchus
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I just went on a week long kick off, ra ra and whoopidy do week. I charged then for the whole week, the extra Sunday I was there and both Saturdays for flying.
Kerchiiiing kerchiiing kerchiiing.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Bacchus View PostCher-ist! Where do we begin.
IF THEN is VB/VB.NET, != is Java/C#
GetStuffed would call a subroutine (in VB, you would need to add the parentheses in Java)
'Yes, I'll be there' is a Java string (an error in VB) without the central apostrophe escaped or concatatanated...
No fooking wonder Bob is taking over...When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI just went on a week long kick off, ra ra and whoopidy do week. I charged then for the whole week, the extra Sunday I was there and both Saturdays for flying.
Kerchiiiing kerchiiing kerchiiing.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostI'd rather have my eyes put out with a sh**ty stick than spend time outside of the office with the people I work with. TBH I expect my colleagues feel the same about me.Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostThat was actually ketchup's pre employment screening test for HCL......
And also, what does FTFY mean?Comment
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Originally posted by Old Hack View PostBillable==true ? "Why I'd be delighted" : "No, for I dislike you all, permie scum";Comment
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Originally posted by jonbon View PostHello All
My client has booked a half day away day...
HTH
one day at a timeComment
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Originally posted by jonbon View PostHello All
My client has booked a half day away day with all sorts of games et al for all the employees of the department. I am the only contractor here. They've asked me to come along. What would people of the know advise? To Go or stay back as the only one in the office and show work spirit
Cheerio
Jon"Thankyou for thinking to include me, but unfortunately I must decline. Any company-funded employee events that are claimed back as a legitimate tax-deductable business expense need to be for empoyees only, to protect both of us from the consequences of falling under IR35."
Most contractors are wise to this one. "Did you attend any employee-only events such as the Christmas Party?" is the first question Hector will ask should he come calling. And your answer to that question does matter. Even if it was only one time. Accepting free lunch on the company might very well end up being the most expensive meal you ever had.Comment
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