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    #11
    He was extensively frisked
    He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands
    Oh yeah. I bet they put him through the special new scanners to get a picture too.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #12
      Oh, so is this why you've applied for a job then.

      You just scream 'Queen!'.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Jeez - is that a multiple independently targetable re-entry vehicle missile I see in your shorts ? or are you just glad to see me.



        I suppose having an obscenely large saus, is as much of a turn off for women, as those massive space hopper bazongas we see on you tube now and then are for men.
        I'll ask Mrs EO what she thinks, as soon as she's finished on 'Brit Olympics Budgies smugglers.co.uk'



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