Moral Dilemma re Frankie Vaughn Website

[SimonMac]

It's a site featuring ladies wearing neoprine popping balloons. Not sure if that qualifies as nasty but it certainly isn't appropriate for a scoutmaster to be involved in such thongs IMO,

Ah my mistake, I say go for it, sounds like you will be making money hand over fist!

[Mich the Tester]

Well, look at it this way. Since I was forced by injury and the admonitions of Lady Tester to stop playing rugby, I have taken up cycling, namely track cycling. In this high speed all action sport, men dressed in neoprene race against each other on bicycles, and then go and sit down with a glass of their favourite beverage to watch ladies dressed in neoprene, such as the lovely Miss Pendleton. Those ladies also race bicycles, which may explain the shapely nature of their thighs and waistlines and the pertness of their bottoms. But of course the chaps aren't really watching the racing, we're concentrating on the girls. No point trying to hide that fact. There are clearly no sexual connotations to watching ladies racing bicycles while wearing neoprene, and I think you all know that I am an upstanding member of CUK with a reputation for consistently maintaining the highest standards of indecency. BrilloPad will back me up on this, being a chap who likes wearing wetsuits and marrying bisexual public school girls.

Would it be perverted to make a website about people wearing neoprene and playing with bicycles? If not, then how can it be perverted to build a website about neoprene clad ladies playing with balloons?

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

I think you all know that I am an upstanding member

You said it

[Mich the Tester]

Oh, and BP rides bicycles while wearing neoprene too. Or at least it's to be bloody well hoped he can ride a bike wearing neoprene otherwise he might be in for a surprise when he turns up for his Iron Man race.

It's a very manly and decent thing to do.

[SimonMac]

I am involved recreationally in pursuits that involve getting dressed up in neoprene and then going down with each other and not coming back until we are dripping wet with a funny taste of fish, does this mean I should not launch a scuba diving website?

[TimberWolf]

Oh, and BP rides bicycles while wearing neoprene too. Or at least it's to be bloody well hoped he can ride a bike wearing neoprene otherwise he might be in for a surprise when he turns up for his Iron Man race.

It's a very manly and decent thing to do.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKaeWkYbqk

[Mich the Tester]

I am involved recreationally in pursuits that involve getting dressed up in neoprene and then going down with each other and not coming back until we are dripping wet with a funny taste of fish, does this mean I should not launch a scuba diving website?

I think we can all agree that Malc's mate's neoprene themed website would be of great service to the community.

I'm sure that scout troops enjoy cycling, scuba diving and popping balloons at parties, so there really is nothing wrong with Akela making a neoprene themed site. Go ahead and give us the linky when he's done the job. And some tissues.

[DaveB]

I am sure I will not be the first to ask, WTF is Clown Porn?

Porn. With Clowns. Not sure where the confuson arises

Edit.

NSFW, although mostly text and a few risque images, being Something Awful it will probably light up the web filter like a christmas tree. Click at your own risk.

If you are still confused Clown Porn Should explain it.

[AtW]

A good friend of mine is in a bit of a tizz over some work he has had put his way to build a Frankie Vaughan website. You see, it is quite a lucrative project but its subject nature is, how should we say, not expedient for an upstanding member of the local community who is, among other things, Akela of his local scout troop.

Just wondering if any you lot have had any involvement with this subject matter (other than as consumers, of course) and, if so, did you tell your friends and family or did it remain a closely guarded secret?

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[fullyautomatix]

A good friend of mine is in a bit of a tizz over some work he has had put his way to build a Frankie Vaughan website. You see, it is quite a lucrative project but its subject nature is, how should we say, not expedient for an upstanding member of the local community who is, among other things, Akela of his local scout troop.

Just wondering if any you lot have had any involvement with this subject matter (other than as consumers, of course) and, if so, did you tell your friends and family or did it remain a closely guarded secret?

What is the problem? Its just a website. Would you refuse a contract for HMRC, Labour Party etc etc just because there is a stigma attached to it?