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    Forrin Humour

    blooming forriners.

    Took Mrs EO up a big mountain in a cable car today, and I says to the young lady behind the counter
    'One single and one return please'
    Mrs EO 'grrrrrrr'
    young lady -'ve hornly do returrrrns'
    'vy vud hu vaaanntt a single ?'

    Mrs EO - 'I think he wants to leave me up there'

    young lady -'Ah so.. you ver nort beink ze seerius'


    God forsaken hell hole.



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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work
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    Oh dear. Nothing more sad than the unfunny Brit abroad with a superiority complex
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Oh dear. Nothing more sad than the unfunny Brit abroad with a superiority complex
      unfunny ?

      it was flipping hilarious. everyone was laughing...
      well, I was anyway




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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        unfunny ?

        it was flipping hilarious. everyone was laughing...
        well, I was anyway




        Wouldn't worry about criticism from Sas. He's got all the humour of a course of chemo...
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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