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Chico: why is Heaven hotter than Hell?
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Chico my friend
your brain is broke can I recommend that you tear it out, and throw it from you
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I thought 'cold as hell' was Elton John in Rocket Man. Although why he would be an expert on where not to raise kids I have no idea.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Heaven is a place on earth
Ooh, baby, do you know what thats worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
They say in heaven love comes first
Well make heaven a place on earth
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Them's a suffocation risk them's is. Health and safety should ask those lassies to put up a warning notice.Comment
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Oh, yes. I'm with you on that one, DP!Originally posted by DimPrawnAh, Belinda. Always had a special soft spot for that red headed babe.


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Threaded the plagiarist strikes again
Amazing what a google on "Heaven hotter than Hell" turns up.The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is Isaiah 30:26,
"Moreover, the light of the Moon shall
be as the light of the Sun and the light
of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the
light of seven days."
Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as we do from the Sun, and in addition 7*7 (49) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or 50 times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is one 1/10,000 of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that ... The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where i.e., Heaven loses 50 times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann
law for radiation, (H/E) temperature of the earth (-300K), gives H as 798K (525C). The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed ...
(However) Revelations 21:8 says
"But the fearful, and unbelieving ... shall
have their part in the lake which burneth
with fire and brimstone."
A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, 444.6C. We have, then, that Heaven, at 525C is hotter than Hell at 445C.
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