Originally posted by Old Hack
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
How would you you crash a plane?
Collapse
X
-
-
Originally posted by Cliphead View PostDon't be a show-off. Never be too proud to turn back. There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots
Although one pilot, Alistair is what I will call him, is a dirty fecker who knows no shame...Comment
-
I am pretty sure that it is very little to do with the fact they interfere with the euqipment (although I am sure there is potential for disruption) and it is an awful lot more to do with not having to sit next ignorant loudmouther barrow boys spouting sh!t down the phone for two hours
'' Yeah Awright Guv'nor Yeah I am on a Plane -- Yeah a plane yeah yeah flying on a plane"
"Yeah still flying - will be flying until we land yeah mate on a plane"
Repeat to fadeComment
-
Originally posted by zeitghostPicocells coming to an aircraft near you fairly soon.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
-
It's actually quite hard to keep a lock on a GSM tower when moving at 500 mph. The handshaking and handoffs put too much pressure on the cells. This is why they don't allow you to turn it on.
Pico (or femto) cells mounted on the plane alleviate this problem, but it costs a bundle.
The reason they get you to turn electronics off at takeoff and landing is crowd control. If they have a bad landing / takeoff they don't want you messing around with your iPod, they want you concentrating on the instructions you're being given."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- IR35: Substitution — updated for 2025/26 Today 05:45
- Payment request to bust recruitment agency — free template Sep 16 21:04
- Why licensing umbrella companies must be key to 2027’s regulation Sep 16 13:55
- Top 5 Chapter 11 JSL myths contractors should know Sep 15 03:46
- Top 5 Chapter 11 JSL myths contractors should know Sep 14 15:46
- What the housing market needs at Autumn Budget 2025 Sep 10 20:58
- Qdos hit by cybersecurity ‘attack’ Sep 10 01:01
- Why party conference season 2025 is a self-employment policy litmus test Sep 9 09:53
- Labour decommissions Freelance Commissioner idea Sep 8 08:56
- Is it legal to work remotely from Europe via a UK company? Sep 5 22:44
Comment