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What do you see yourself doing in 5 years time?
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Originally posted by AtW View PostBeing on garden leave, writing a book and PhD in pure bollocks.
HTH
sasguruAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostDoes the pessimist in you think your family would go for a cheaper cremation rather than the burial you've requested?
He may then, at his sole discretion, evolve into a seagull.Comment
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"In five years? I'm hoping by then you'll have changed the House of Lords entry rules so that American citizens can take up a position there, Mr Cameron."
- B. Diamond, later at his next interview.Comment
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Developing the next Google and fighting for sofa visitation rights with my ex-mail order bride.
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Always say:
"I'm sorry that is classified. It I told you I would have to kill you"
Then tell them and freeze up saying:
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry"
whilst reaching into your bag.Comment
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Originally posted by NorthWestPerm2Contr View Post10,000 posts on CUK
Milestone in my life.....Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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