New parents have less sex and more rows

[original PM]

no a keyboard warrior is exactly that strong and agressive when posting $h1t on forums but in real life just a
d1ckwad

[AtW]

no a keyboard warrior is exactly that strong and agressive when posting $h1t on forums but in real life just a
d1ckwad

Who are you calling d1ckwad?!?!

You ****! I'll see you at Bridgwater in an hour, it's just off the M5!

[Old Hack]

no a keyboard warrior is exactly that strong and agressive when posting $h1t on forums but in real life just a
d1ckwad

Irony not a strong point?

[original PM]

Irony not a strong point?

[Old Greg]

New parents have less sex and more rows, study finds - Telegraph

Having children can ruin a couple’s relationship, new research has suggested, with six out of ten new parents claiming they have less sex and a third arguing more often.

Who are these lucky 4 out of 10 whose relationships are unaffected? Or are they liars?

All these IT contractors living with their mum are getting good practice.

Except those sleeping with their mum of course.

[DodgyAgent]

Irony not a strong point?

Should'nt you be called "Old Mac"?

[Old Hack]

Should'nt you be called "Old Mac"?

Shouldn't you be down the docks?

[Old Greg]

Should'nt you be called "Old Mac"?

Hey Dodgy! You've worked out the apostrophe goes somewhere.

[Gentile]

So, just to recap, a corollary of this research is that people who have more arguments also have less sex?

[SupremeSpod]

So, just to recap, a corollary of this research is that people who have more arguments also have less sex?

So it would seem, I wonder what tomorrow's blinding flash of the bleeding obvious will be...