God particle found

**TimberWolf** · 2 July 2012, 21:41

Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I wonder what a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac physicist does?

Searches tirelessly for the dog particle?

**centurian** · 3 July 2012, 06:45

Originally posted by minestrone View Post

The mail will have a front page warning people of the dangers of the Higgs boson's effect on house prices.

FTFY

**Diver** · 3 July 2012, 07:18

They will never find the god particle

I always wipe and flush

**TimberWolf** · 3 July 2012, 08:07

Not to be outdone, the Americans think they've spotted it now:

BBC News - US sees stronger hints of Higgs

**Doggy Styles** · 3 July 2012, 11:08

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Not to be outdone, the Americans think they've spotted it now:

BBC News - US sees stronger hints of Higgs

What? You mean there's more than one of them?

**TimberWolf** · 4 July 2012, 07:40

BBC News - LHC claims new particle discovery

Myth confirmed.

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