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    #21
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    still more effort than ordering one!

    anyway, i'm not at home, if I was the wife would be cooking
    I know being in the kitchen is supposed to be a woman's job but to be honest we men can do a much better job at making food taste nice.

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      #22


      Burgerac: MEATliquor Dead Hippie
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        #23
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Did you leave change from £25 to the delivery guy?

        I always do.

        DimPrawn.
        Recently divorced I believe.
        Keeping calm. Keeping invoicing.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
          Don't be a tit, as hinted at in the previous post I made up my own pizza.

          A bit beyond you that one eh?
          Yes we heard you made your own pizza. We're not interested, please stop telling us how amazing you think you are.

          If you made it from decent ingredients it wouldn't be much cheaper than takeaway anyway.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Yes we heard you made your own pizza. We're not interested, please stop telling us how amazing you think you are.

            If you made it from decent ingredients it wouldn't be much cheaper than takeaway anyway.
            Another
            Me, me, me...

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              #26
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Yes we heard you made your own pizza. We're not interested, please stop telling us how amazing you think you are.

              If you made it from decent ingredients it wouldn't be much cheaper than takeaway anyway.
              I think it's more because he doesn't keep enough change to tip the delivery driver.

              Clipheasd_house
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #27
                I make my own pizzas now. The final straw came as the cost of the pizza bases alone approached £1 at Sainbury's. Feeble little things they are too. Had I known how cheap pizzas were to buy at Aldi, I may not have invested the time spent learning how to make them myself, but it's actually relatively quick and easy:
                • A bag of bread making flour @~50 pence/kg. A 1kg bag is enough to make five 200g pizza bases. 10p.
                • A packet of sliced German salami from Adli, these are sliced into squares for the pizza topping. A 99p packet provides enough to make about 10 toppings. 10p
                • Cheese. Cheese is around £5/kg if you avoid mainstream supermarkets (not sure about this though, I do know it's bleeding expensive) and the most expensive ingredient since I use far more cheese than you'd get on a supermarket or pizzerier pizza. £variable based on taste.
                • Tomatotes, sliced then squared. A £1 bag provides 6 tomatoes, enough for 6 pizzas. 16p
                • Onion. These go quite a long way and am not sure of the cost. Say 10p


                Method:
                • Add 115g of warm water to 200g bread flour after having mixed the flour with 1/3 teaspoon of yeast, sugar and salt
                • Kneed for a minute or two. This base-making stage takes 10 minutes all told. Leave to rise for a while, say 30 minutes
                • Add topping ingredients
                • Cook for 10 minutes. At a power setting of say 1kW will cost 1/6 of a kWh at whatever the going price is per kWh. Say 10p


                Total time spent preparing: about 20 minutes, though this can be cut if multiple pizza bases are made simultaneously.
                Total cost: about 50p + cheese cost.

                It takes me longer than that to walk to the shops to buy a horrendously overpriced, cheese deficient thing coated with a veneer of red looking and vomit tasting stuff that has never set eyes on a tomato and was probably made with a chemistry set.


                HTH

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  I make my own pizzas now. The final straw came as the cost of the pizza bases alone approached £1 at Sainbury's. Feeble little things they are too. Had I known how cheap pizzas were to buy at Aldi, I may not have invested the time spent learning how to make them myself, but it's actually relatively quick and easy:
                  • A bag of bread making flour @~50 pence/kg. A 1kg bag is enough to make five 200g pizza bases. 10p.
                  • A packet of sliced German salami from Adli, these are sliced into squares for the pizza topping. A 99p packet provides enough to make about 10 toppings. 10p
                  • Cheese. Cheese is around £5/kg if you avoid mainstream supermarkets (not sure about this though, I do know it's bleeding expensive) and the most expensive ingredient since I use far more cheese than you'd get on a supermarket or pizzerier pizza. £variable based on taste.
                  • Tomatotes, sliced then squared. A £1 bag provides 6 tomatoes, enough for 6 pizzas. 16p
                  • Onion. These go quite a long way and am not sure of the cost. Say 10p


                  Method:
                  • Add 115g of warm water to 200g bread flour after having mixed the flour with 1/3 teaspoon of yeast, sugar and salt
                  • Kneed for a minute or two. This base-making stage takes 10 minutes all told. Leave to rise for a while, say 30 minutes
                  • Add topping ingredients
                  • Cook for 10 minutes. At a power setting of say 1kW will cost 1/6 of a kWh at whatever the going price is per kWh. Say 10p


                  Total time spent preparing: about 20 minutes, though this can be cut if multiple pizza bases are made simultaneously.
                  Total cost: about 50p + cheese cost.

                  It takes me longer than that to walk to the shops to buy a horrendously overpriced, cheese deficient thing coated with a veneer of red looking and vomit tasting stuff that has never set eyes on a tomato and was probably made with a chemistry set.


                  HTH
                  you are benched right?
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

                    They also do an amazing pulled pork sandwich
                    Is that anything like a wank sandwich?
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Is that anything like a wank sandwich?
                      Smaller buns, more meat and no salty after taste

                      HTH
                      Coffee's for closers

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