'What sort of f***king **** would leave a kid in the pub?'

[BrilloPad]

I'll shout "rape!" if she comes anywhere near me with that particular glint in her eye!

On facebook the other day she was asking the best foods to put horny goat weed and viagra in.....

[wobbegong]

Not yet. Maybe CM wants a daughter?

My uncle wanted a son. Went through 5 girls to get there.

Now, do you mean he had 5 daughters before he got a son, or that he "went through 5 girls to get there"?