Does anyone know of a discussion forum where business analysts can complain about their consistently tragic projects?
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If you teach me SSM in 100 words, then I'll tell you a good site!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDoes anyone know of a discussion forum where business analysts can complain about their consistently tragic projects?
(well, not really, but i need to learn SSM
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I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you! -
How should I know, I'm development manager on my project.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDoes anyone know of a discussion forum where business analysts can complain about their consistently tragic projects?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Is that good?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHow should I know, I'm development manager on my project.
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It means he manages the business analysis for developers.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIs that good?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I didn't mean good for him.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt means he manages the business analysis for developers.Comment
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Should be brilliant for them. I mean Suity's so clever I heard that when he goes to a Japanese restaurant he askes for his sushi to be well done. He prepared for powercuts in the winter by buying a solar powered flashlight. He was so skint a while back, he sold his car so he could pay for the petrol. When he saw an advert for Sherlock Holmes he told the missus they were moving. He recently tripped over a cordless phone. When he went to a BBQ a while back they told him the fruit punch was in the back and he assumed it was a gay boxer. Last week he got locked in the mens toilet at the pub & pissed himself.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostI didn't mean good for him.
He is an asset to them.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I give you an open goal and look what happens.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostShould be brilliant for them. I mean Suity's so clever I heard that when he goes to a Japanese restaurant he askes for his sushi to be well done. He prepared for powercuts in the winter by buying a solar powered flashlight. He was so skint a while back, he sold his car so he could pay for the petrol. When he saw an advert for Sherlock Holmes he told the missus they were moving. He recently tripped over a cordless phone. When he went to a BBQ a while back they told him the fruit punch was in the back and he assumed it was a gay boxer. Last week he got locked in the mens toilet at the pub & pissed himself.
He is an asset to them.Comment
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At least he's consistentOriginally posted by Old Greg View PostI give you an open goal and look what happens.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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It's good for me as when they asked me to switch into this role a week into the gig I got a chuffing great rate rise out of it.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIs that good?
They know talent when they see it.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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