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WNS. It's only for certain types of people. Let the pikeys that Norrahe has aluded to, scrape the bin ends.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Why?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm thinking about doing a wine tasting course"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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He needs to be able to decide between Black Tower and Tescos own liebfraumilch.Originally posted by Freamon View PostWhy?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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He obviously needs a course in how to taste wine.Originally posted by Freamon View PostWhy?
1) Take one glass of wine
2) Sip one glass of wine
3) Can you taste it?
4)Yes?
4) Here's your wine tasting certificateComment
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Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Feel free to list your wine tasting credentials here Norr.Originally posted by norrahe View PostHe obviously needs a course in how to taste wine.
1) Take one glass of wine
2) Sip one glass of wine
3) Can you taste it?
4)Yes?
4) Here's your wine tasting certificate
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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WSET qualified to intermediate level dearie!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostFeel free to list your wine tasting credentials here Norr.
Also been trained by a Michelin starred sommelier who also happened to have won the international sommelier award that year.
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You forgot your Diploma in condescending, your PHD in patronising and your NVQ in being up yourself.Originally posted by norrahe View PostWSET qualified to intermediate level dearie!
Also been trained by a Michelin starred sommelier who also happened to have won the international sommelier award that year.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Don't forget the post doc in being superiorOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostYou forgot your Diploma in condescending, your PHD in patronising and your NVQ in being up yourself.

How's the HND in inferiority complex coming along?Comment
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