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and by all accounts you would know sweetyOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View Post"Getting into" and "Climbing into" are two very different things, or so I'm led to believe.
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The keys are known as "T-Keys" or "Carriage Keys"....he should also of had it on him because he would of needed it to get back into the back cab to where his bag is.
On certain older diesel multiple units, it's also possible to flood the toilet from the outside too using a handle behind a wall.
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At least if you stay in the bog you've got a seat for the journey!Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!Comment
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FTFYOriginally posted by garethevans1986 View Post
On certain older diesel multiple units, it's also possible to flood the toilet from the outside too using a handle behind a wall.
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In the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.bloggoth
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Even Wilmslow couldn't fit in a hole that size surely?Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIn the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.Comment
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Ah yes, I remember those as a kid.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIn the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.
British Rail staff used to get pretty agitated whenever anyone flushed a steaming great hot turd right in front of the platform full of commuters.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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They still do empty onto the track and you can still get fined for 'flushing' when standing in the station. However, you just need to look at the trackbed in stations to realise neither the operators or NR enforce this.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostIn the good old days, when train WCs just emptied onto the tracks, you could use them to escape inspectors if you didn't have a ticket.I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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I was on a train in vietnam once, toilet was a hole in the floor, they had a brush next to it with letters in english "push brush" for the untrained westeners who don't know how to land a turd in a sixpence in a moving train.Comment
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