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If you could choose your ticket out of this world what would it be?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    How much is a one way ticket to Switzerland?
    Oh I'll punch his ticket for free
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #12
      Vegas ! I would not just go but i would love to settle over there

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        #13
        Joking aside, posting this stuff is a sign you are not wired up right, I know this forum is filled with laughs, japes and riduclue but posting stuff about topping yourself is not normal.

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          #14
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          Joking aside, posting this stuff is a sign you are not wired up right, I know this forum is filled with laughs, japes and riduclue but posting stuff about topping yourself is not normal.
          If it's not normal, why is there a

          Last edited by Diver; 16 June 2012, 13:33.
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            Joking aside, posting this stuff is a sign you are not wired up right, I know this forum is filled with laughs, japes and riduclue but posting stuff about topping yourself is not normal.
            Well I saw the fun side of it.
            You can't really enjoy you own life until you have accepted the inevitability of your own death.

            I voted for the bestiality option.. with a carnivorous sheep..



            Edit, the option two above bestiality should have read "Peacefully, in your sheep.."
            Last edited by KentPhilip; 16 June 2012, 14:35.

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              #16
              I did mean it within the context of having lived a full life. Ie instead of the reaper taking you by his terms if you could choose how you were taken. I love how the forum bullies all wet themselves

              And sands of time that will be my new sig
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Shut it.



                Tone

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                  #18
                  I am not afraid of Death Threads
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Sands of Time View Post
                    Shut it.



                    Tone
                    Had a sniff of the barmaids apron?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Regrets ? I suppose I have had a few, but not so many as deserves a mention. I mostly did what I had to do and quite often saw it through . Never one to take off on a tangent , I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway

                      And moooorrrre, much mooooorrrre than this, I did it miiiieee way




                      I thank you <bows>

                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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