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Keep it up. I bet the girl smelt the curry on your sweat though.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
In my experience, women like a man that f@rts and sweats because it's 'manly'. Sometimes I show off to the missus by doing some really loud raspers whilst she is doing the ironing. She loves itOriginally posted by scooby View PostFitness training for me has started this week, maybe thats it! Am hammering the weights, and started running again. Although it was only 2km constant running, it is the first running I've done for years (at least 10!). Felt alright after the run, I just couldnt let the curry from last night escape while running due to the attractive young girl next to me. Although I dont think so looked once at that over weight sweating man bouncing on the treadmill
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At least the male fart is honest and open; the loud rasping sounds warns everyone of what is to come. Girly farts are different; hardly any sound, just a little hiss that makes you think someone's let the air out of a car or bicycle tyre, but then an odour that could overpower even an experienced sewage technician.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIn my experience, women like a man that f@rts and sweats because it's 'manly'. Sometimes I show off to the missus by doing some really loud raspers whilst she is doing the ironing. She loves it
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Very true, it is manly.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIn my experience, women like a man that f@rts and sweats because it's 'manly'. Sometimes I show off to the missus by doing some really loud raspers whilst she is doing the ironing. She loves it.
So how long before the authorities ban farting in enclosed public places? Farts are poisonous.Comment
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