Osborne unveils £140bn scheme to kick-start stagnant economy

[DodgyAgent]

You should start getting really worried when you see me on Sky giving my running commentary on economic affairs

How are you going to tear yourself away from CUK ?

[sasguru]

You should start getting really worried when you see me on Sky giving my running commentary on economic affairs

Judging by your picture on the SKA website, you're more likely to be employed in a porn movie.
As the jilted lover who secretly watches while the good-looking stud services his missus.

[OwlHoot]

The announcement is a few days before the Greek elections, obviously getting ready for a panic and systemic failure of the whole banking system.

WHS

[AtW]

PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!