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    #31
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Listen chaps. I've been to Wales and I know what the weather's like there. If you're planning to post an update every time it starts raining or the sun comes out and then the sun goes back in and the rain starts again and the wind gets up, you won't be able to type fast enough and I won't be able to read fast enough.


    I've lost count of the times when I've gone out for a brisk 20 minute walk in blazing sunshine and come back soaked.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #32
      Just checked the rolling BBC forecast for here, which is apparently sunny all day, and I am scared about opening the front door the rains been falling so hard, for the past hour. MIght get the canoes out soon so I can pick the kids up*




      * for Spod - This is a metaphor (figure of speech). As you do not understand these, or context, I will explain to you that I will not need the canoes to pick the kids up, as I have a car.
      Last edited by Old Hack; 15 June 2012, 14:28.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
        Just checked the rolling BBC forecast for here, which is apparently sunny all day, and I am scared about opening the front door the rains been falling so hard, for the past hour. MIght get the canoes out soon so I can pick the kids up*




        * for Spod - This is a metaphor (figure of speech). As you do not understand these, or context, I will explain to you that I will not need the canoes to pick the kids up, as I have a car.
        You haven't got a car you liar.

        Spod.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #34
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          You haven't got a car you liar.

          Spod.
          Well I have, and it's better than yours.

          BlasterBates

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            #35
            Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
            Well I have, and it's better than yours.

            BlasterBates
            Glib font. Hic.

            EternalOptimist.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              I don't think any of this is fair

              NorthWestPerm2Contr

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                #37
                Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
                I don't think any of this is fair

                NorthWestPerm2Contr
                I don't think you're cut out for canoeing.

                NorthernladUK.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #38
                  Canoe? Don't need a canoe, need a bloody ark out here.

                  Diver

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                    #39
                    Well bugger me. I've just checked the BBC weather forecast in Bucks and it has changed again. It's now set fair.

                    So on tonight's ramble I might get my bollocks out as well.

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                      #40
                      Just had a short sharp thunderstorm. Directly overhead but only lasted 15min, must have been a pretty small cell.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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