Weather Warning!

[Platypus]

No and no. Good body, face isn't up to much.

I would though.

So, you wouldn't ?

[Scoobos]

seriously, I wouldn't.

I find her appearance as annoying as her "music" ..

[DaveB]

No and no. Good body, face isn't up to much.

I would though.

BOBFOC.

[Mich the Tester]

seriously, I wouldn't.

You would from behind.

[scooby]

UK weather: Forecasters predict major flooding as Atlantic storm sweeps in | Mail Online

Best not go outside

Wohooooo!!! And i'd planned to go kayaking on rivers this weekend!! Perfect!!

[Mich the Tester]

Wohooooo!!! And i'd planned to go kayaking on rivers this weekend!! Perfect!!

You might be able to row straight into the pub, up to the bar and drink your pint as you go.

[scooby]

You might be able to row straight into the pub, up to the bar and drink your pint as you go.

Is that like an in-pool bar??

[Doggy Styles]

Oh great, just as I'm about to spend Friday night in a load of underground tunnels

And I'm off on a naturist ramble.

I'll wear my waterproofs with my willy hanging out. That should be OK.

[minestrone]

Arsehole BBC online weather said yesterday morning it would be dry all day Saturday, now they say it is going to rain most of the day.

How the feck can they feck it up that badly?

Put off cutting the grass until then because of the forecast.

[Doggy Styles]

Arsehole BBC online weather said yesterday morning it would be dry all day Saturday, now they say it is going to rain most of the day.

How the feck can they feck it up that badly?

Put off cutting the grass until then because of the forecast.

Haven't you got sheep for that? They are multi-purpose animals you know.