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I don't know why people bother going to cinemas nowadays.
In order to recreate the experience from within the comfort of your own home, simply scatter popcorn liberally over your floor, turn off your lights but leave an annoyingly bright sidelight on to the left of the TV, start shouting on your mobile phone while walking over the popcorn, have an old neighbour walk in front of the TV droning "Ice cream, pigeons, wildebeest wings, badger droppings" and start deep tonguing your nearest canine on the furthest sofa from the TV.Last edited by hyperD; 3 June 2012, 01:21.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Way too long, IMHO.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCracking film!
Saved only by the CGI and the fact that it didn't take itself too seriously; some nice comic moments by R.D.Jr.
7/10 for me.nomadd liked this postComment
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It's a film for children.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCracking film!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Flame on.Originally posted by Alf W View PostIt's a film for children.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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In case the film is crap?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhy do you need wifi during a film?
Nah. This is the Facebook age innit? And you surely need to hit a few websites in response to the inevitable adverts.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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