I went to a fortune teller

[DimPrawn]

She studied my hand and said "I can see you have been recently"

Wow I thought, she's good.

"Can you tell me anything about my future?" I asked.

She looked at my face and said "Yes, you'll be doing it for a ******* long time".

[SimonMac]

She studied my hand and said "I can see you have been recently"

Wow I thought, she's good.

"Can you tell me anything about my future?" I asked.

She looked at my face and said "Yes, you'll be doing it for a ******* long time".

[sasguru]

She studied my hand and said "I can see you have been recently"

Wow I thought, she's good.

Next time wipe your hands on the curtain, like a normal person.