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    #11
    Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    ....

    Now, off to find me Israeli flag......
    Play Hava nagila at high volume as well.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      The funny thing is, a "from-mer" is a religious jew
      'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
      Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I have one of these

        Daystate Ltd - World Class Airguns

        It helps to keep their numbers down. murderous bluddy vermin that they are
        Yes, shoot your new neighbours cat with an air rifle, preferably, shooting out of your own top window and into her garden. I'm sure it's all perfectly legal

        Diver, do you use the airgun bbs by any chance ?
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #14
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Yes, shoot your new neighbours cat with an air rifle, preferably, shooting out of your own top window and into her garden. I'm sure it's all perfectly legal

          Diver, do you use the airgun bbs by any chance ?
          1. I live in the country not in a built up area.

          2. My nearest neighbours don't have any cats
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            FTFY.
            I didn't wanyt to make t too obvious

            My outside PI Lights came on several times last night. I think I may have another cat or a fox on the prowl.

            Tonight I will find out.

            I hope it's a fox as I actually do find shooting cats difficult.

            beggers are so fast
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              I didn't wanyt to make t too obvious

              My outside PI Lights came on several times last night. I think I may have another cat or a fox on the prowl.

              Tonight I will find out.

              I hope it's a fox as I actually do find shooting cats difficult.

              beggers are so fast
              So are you going to be pulling an all-nighter sat in the herbaceous border with camo paint and twigs stuck in your hat, weapon at the ready?

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                #17
                Originally posted by alluvial View Post
                So are you going to be pulling an all-nighter sat in the herbaceous border with camo paint and twigs stuck in your hat, weapon at the ready?
                He's not going dogging is he?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
                  ...Is some bien pensant from Islington or some such place. I have deduced this from the fact that she runs the Frome Womens' Friends of Palestine Association (or something) and she's just had a garden party in aid of said group replete with Palestinian flags, Arabic folk music and the aroma of Baba Ghanoush drifting across the fields.

                  Her biggest crime, in my eyes, is that she has moved in with about 15 cats in tow. There haven't been any cats around here for ages and we've been blessed with a stunning array of wildlife in the garden. Don't suppose that's going to last. If anything happens to my little robin that follows me round the garden ......

                  Now, off to find me Israeli flag......
                  Reading between the lines, it's time to hoist your Bridgwater and Frome Repressed Homosexuals against Ladies banner.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                    He's not going dogging is he?
                    That's what I thought!

                    and then I thought "how did he know!!!!""

                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      That's what I thought!

                      and then I thought "how did he know!!!!""

                      No, I meant like, you know. You wanna get the cat like, so, you dress up in all this camouflage and green army tulip and stuff like. Then you get your piece see, and then hang out in the shrubs like, waiting for some pussy.

                      Oh bugger it, you're right, I was thinking of dogging.

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