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Show your Caesarian Scars with prideOriginally posted by TimberWolf View Post
Personally I wouldn't.
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Can I have your turns please? Or can I pass them to Mrs BP while I watch?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostShow your Caesarian Scars with pride
Personally I wouldn't.Comment
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Yes, fair comment, but perhaps he hasn't heard that the British are the first to intentionally land a man successfully, without a plane or parachute.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostLove the lowest rated comment - well done that man!Comment
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1st one doesn't seem to be into topiary. Slightly bookworm look.
2nd one is less than superfit, but you know what they say about fat girls being more grateful. She may also be sharing chemists with Fatima Whitbread.
3rd one looks like your auntie
and number 4 would get my full attention.
But no if I were DP in a month or two I wouldn't turn any of them away.Comment
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I love this, a site of IT nerds saying they would and wouldn't, where the reality is we'd all be climbing over each other to get a look inComment
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Don't generalise! I'm the exception! I'd hump any muscular leg! Dogtastic!Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI love this, a site of IT nerds saying they would and wouldn't, where the reality is we'd all be climbing over each other to get a look inIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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There's only one way to find out. A witty poll.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI think most would
I wouldn't.Comment
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